The thing about a platypus is that you never know if its going to jump at your face and gorge itself on your eye’s. If one does then, well you’ll probably be short an eye for the rest of your life. If you’re short an eye then you might just have depth perception problems, Problems that might cause you to leap for a ledge and fall several feet short of your destination. It should also be noted that if you don’t make the jump from a 7 story high-rise, gravity will attempt to pull you down . So as the one eyed man plummets several stories from the roof of his tiny condominium he think about his name: